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Citrus
10-24-2008, 03:26 PM
I watched the episode of Bobby's death again and have come upon a theory of why he was killed.

You see, it all started back when Bobby didn't call that girl back. She loved him, but was devastated by his behaviour on their "date". Little did Bobby know, that girl was the daughter of Oscar Meyer! So, when Mr. Meyer found out about this kid who broke his daughter's heart, he called in some favors.

He talked to Christopher Lloyd about time machines and made one from an old Ford Pinto. He went back in time to find Charles Shultz. He found him in the year 1989 and convinced him to release the secrets of the REAL Great Pumpkin to Oscar. With this information, Oscar traveled back to the present (this is about when episode 4 aired) and summoned the Great Pumpkin before it was supposed to rise. The Pumpkin did what Oscar asked, but in return asked for his body to fertilize his pumpkin children to grow! Oscar accepted.

So, after grinding up Oscar Meyers body, The Great Pumpkin sent one of his minions to assassinate this kid. And that minion was the one that killed Bobby. But there is one thing that still puzzles me.

Everyone knows that using a Ford Pento for a time machine rather than a DeLorean DMC-12 is foolish because it caused alternate realities to occur. And if you used bolognia in the fuel for the car, which Oscar did, then it causes the alternate realities to weave through what we condiser to be the "real" reality. So what happened in the alternate realities? Are we in one of the alternates? Why did Bobby sign on here when the intern said he was dead? AGH!

Any thoughts? Other conspiracies?
BlazingProductions
10-24-2008, 03:48 PM
DunDunDunnnnnn! We've gots us a mystery peoplesk!
pancakeparty
10-24-2008, 04:05 PM
no, no, no. that's way too complicated. it's obviously Erik's doing. he's probably upset that Bobby has his own show now, so during the course of which BFX was on break, Erik studied Voodoo magic. He put a curse on that pumpkin, and made it kill Bobby. But it's okay, cause as everyone know, dying to a pumpkin only turns you into a zombie!! i sure hope Bobby turns that pumpkin into pumpkin pie!
Citrus
10-24-2008, 04:07 PM
no, no, no. that's way too complicated. it's obviously Erik's doing. he's probably upset that Bobby has his own show now, so during the course of which BFX was on break, Erik studied Voodoo magic. He put a curse on that pumpkin, and made it kill Bobby. But it's okay, cause as everyone know, dying to a pumpkin only turns you into a zombie!! i sure hope Bobby turns that pumpkin into pumpkin pie!
But Erik was in Mexico during the break! Voodoo magic study is illegal in Mexico!
BobbysIntern
10-24-2008, 04:19 PM
I'm going to try and get to the bottom of this. Did Erik Beck hire a killer pumpkin to put the hit on Bobby? I want answers!

I'm an intern damn it and I WANT ANSWERS!
Citrus
10-24-2008, 04:29 PM
I'm going to try and get to the bottom of this. Did Erik Beck hire a killer pumpkin to put the hit on Bobby? I want answers!

I'm an intern damn it and I WANT ANSWERS!
Or, perhaps my good sir *blows bubble pipe*, you know all the answers. Perhaps YOU are the killer! Being a fresh face around here, you better be sure to keep your noise clean...and litter box cleaner.
SyxxGage
10-24-2008, 04:53 PM
I'm going to try and get to the bottom of this. Did Erik Beck hire a killer pumpkin to put the hit on Bobby? I want answers!

I'm an intern damn it and I WANT ANSWERS!

Perhaps the Killer Pumpkin is the creation of none other than the infamous Professor Mortimer Gangreen.
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 05:02 PM
Quick to the mogulmobile!
We need mogulman!
anyway, if he did not use a DeLorean DMC-12, there must be some strange other reality were Christopher Lloyd did not in fact, use the same DeLorean DMC-12 that was featured in the film, Back To The Future, and in stead used a Ford Pento which might lead to the other reality in which bobby miller died.
duh.
as for mortimer gangreen, I don't know who he is.
Citrus
10-24-2008, 05:10 PM
Perhaps the Killer Pumpkin is the creation of none other than the infamous Professor Mortimer Gangreen.
Did he decide to abandon his Killer Tomatoes?
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 05:12 PM
ahhhh, killer tomatoes!
Nonsensical studios
10-24-2008, 05:20 PM
Did he decide to abandon his Killer Tomatoes?

Something tells me they were a side project...
SyxxGage
10-24-2008, 05:23 PM
as for mortimer gangreen, I don't know who he is.

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rdirty6mads1.jpg

The evil genius from the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes sequels.
Jcg64
10-24-2008, 05:31 PM
ahhhh, killer tomatoes!
You mean killer... Tommacoes!
SyxxGage
10-24-2008, 05:48 PM
You mean killer... Tommacoes!

Simpson's reference?
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 05:58 PM
what happened to his body?
SyxxGage
10-24-2008, 06:00 PM
what happened to his body?

I was never found. Only the footage of the incident was found at foundation of an old building. It was then edited for airing. Just like the Blair Witch Project.
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 06:02 PM
hmmmm... could erik have something to do with this?
pancakeparty
10-24-2008, 06:10 PM
But Erik was in Mexico during the break! Voodoo magic study is illegal in Mexico!

or was it just a cover story? for all we know he could've been in the caribbean studying voodoo magic. but regardless of where he was, he's up to something, i know it!
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 06:13 PM
him and that robot! I bet that the robot wanted his own show and got erik to kill bobby so that the robot ( his name escapes me ) could take over the best short films in the world!
SyxxGage
10-24-2008, 06:22 PM
him and that robot! I bet that the robot wanted his own show and got erik to kill bobby so that the robot ( his name escapes me ) could take over the best short films in the world!

The robot is named stevey.
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 06:25 PM
ah-ha!
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 06:35 PM
dude I just read in the news that they found bobby's body!
it washed up on the jersey shore!
pancakeparty
10-24-2008, 06:50 PM
it's all starting to make sense now! except not really. i think it's much deeper than this. we need to find out what the motive was. why does erik hate bobby so much?
TreasureBox Films
10-24-2008, 06:53 PM
we should pm erik to high heaven!
YawnConnery
10-24-2008, 07:46 PM
Careful, that could just be flotsom that washed up in Jersey.
Hmmmmm....I TOLD him to call that girl back, but Noooooo!
Now look at him! Errr...when we find his corpse.

Yawn of the Dead Connery
speekerphone
10-24-2008, 07:54 PM
I'm visiting in December. I'll ask them
Citrus
10-24-2008, 10:39 PM
dude I just read in the news that they found bobby's body!
it washed up on the jersey shore!
Jerser?! So, Erik sent Steve to curse the pumpkin!?

DAMN IT, I'm confused! I need a timeline!
Nonsensical studios
10-24-2008, 11:48 PM
Yawn of the Dead Connery

You've used that one before.


Back on Topic. Why don't we find a Delorean and go back in time to see what actually happened?
TreasureBox Films
10-25-2008, 12:32 AM
Ok, were does Christopher Lloyd live?
TreasureBox Films
10-28-2008, 03:04 PM
bump.
YawnConnery
10-28-2008, 07:11 PM
You've used that one before.

I'll probably use it again.

Back on Topic. Why don't we find a Delorean and go back in time to see what actually happened?


Yawnny "Guitar" Connery
Nonsensical studios
10-28-2008, 07:18 PM
Yawnny "I like to add pointless edits to quotes"
Connery



Your move Connery.
YawnConnery
10-28-2008, 07:29 PM
Your move Connery.


Sorry, I didn't mean to put it there. I'm not here to flame with you. I'm here to learn and have fun. Please leave me alone unless you can contribute to that.


Yawnster
Nonsensical studios
10-28-2008, 07:37 PM
It was a joke, Connery :P

Sorry! I thought you were editing my post!
Sometimes people edit it just for laughs.

I didn't meant to flame with you either, and I am here for the same reasons.

I apologize to you Mr. Connery. I meant it to be more as a joke. When i first pointed it out, I was telling you that you have used that signature before, because on other forums I've been on, people try to make an interesting and original signature for each post.

Thanks, and I hope we're cool.

-Nonsensical
_ray_biddle_
10-28-2008, 09:13 PM
If this has been said then forgive me.

The girl Bobby jilted hired a hit pumpkin to kill him. I could say more but I don't want to have to testify.
Skycarl
10-28-2008, 11:25 PM
It's been rumored that hit pumpkins have been know to use a
seed that contains a mutant type enzyme protein that is
contained by a salt covering. As normal enzymes normally help
control other proteins in the body, the DNA of this particular
type has been altered so once the salt is dissolved and the
enzyme is released, it multiplies and starts to eat all protein
it contacts. Thus, the victim is literally eaten alive from the
inside out. This would be a terrible fate.
Poor Bobby.
TreasureBox Films
10-28-2008, 11:47 PM
have you seen the *fan film*
elscottomagnifico
10-29-2008, 02:31 AM
Ok, were does Christopher Lloyd live?
The appropriate question is when the hell is he.
TreasureBox Films
10-29-2008, 12:02 PM
right.