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WesScog
12-29-2008, 04:31 AM
http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html


Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.

Amazingly, this "most unwanted music" contains little dissonance -- that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier's list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.http://blog.wired.com/music/files/KomarMelamid_The-Most-UnwantedSong.mp3

This song is actually awesome. It's what I wish a new, "Mr. Bungle" album would sound like.

Also reminds me of "The Langley Schools Music Project", which I also love. I guess I love sloppy music.

draik41895
12-29-2008, 05:03 AM
cool

tambrm1016
12-29-2008, 06:52 AM
It's not Mr Bungle???

Seriously though, that was brilliant. It's like the sound track to a really bad nightmare. I'm inspired to try to make a music video to go with it.... Hmmm.

I think if they had played that over the loud speakers Noriega would have come out of the church much sooner

WesScog
12-29-2008, 06:53 AM
Oh say can you--
Feel the embers glowing
And the turkey in the oven!
America!
Hear the children singing
There's a turkey in the oven!
Rockets red glare!
Candles are so pretty
And a turkey in the oven!
Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!
Buy spurs that jingle at Wal-Mart!
Ramadan! Ramadan!
Lots of praying with no breakfast!
Ramadan, so much fun!

Fisherking
12-29-2008, 07:04 AM
Yes, this is what social scientists do when they're bored, and have too much money.

WesScog
12-29-2008, 07:10 AM
They should do it more often.

What's a good band name? I think "The Scientists" has already been taken at least 10,000 times, so that's out.

Fisherking
12-29-2008, 07:18 AM
'Why physicists hate us?'

potentialenergy
12-29-2008, 09:20 AM
If only my son listened to music this good instead of the crap he does. All I can say is thank goodness for headphones.

To me I picture this as a sureal fantasy scene in a movie, like a weird dream sequence.

Oh yeah and do all your shoping at Walmart

Apocalypse WOW!
12-29-2008, 10:40 AM
dude this is awesome.

TheMightySeamus
12-29-2008, 10:41 AM
If you ask me, they succeeded.

lyhoproductions
12-29-2008, 11:13 AM
Oh yeah and do all your shoping at Walmart
Nothing like Low Prices at Walmart.

ericslovechild
12-29-2008, 11:15 AM
WALMART BAD! GO TO ACE HARDWARE!

ciwi286
12-29-2008, 11:24 AM
Certainly not the most annoying song in the world....funny if anything.

Indymoguler
12-29-2008, 11:41 AM
I LIKE IT!

hayden
12-29-2008, 01:50 PM
that was painful

Indymoguler
12-29-2008, 01:52 PM
i think cakeroll is worse

Citrus
12-29-2008, 02:15 PM
The scientists should've just hired Maroon 5 for this.

Vaughn Whynot
12-29-2008, 02:30 PM
The scientists should've just hired Maroon 5 for this.
why not that rick ashley guy
lol

FyceDesigns
12-29-2008, 05:07 PM
TURN IT OFF!!

Seriously, that lady should lose her voice. And the worst part is that the song is like forever long.

It's not the most annoying song, but it's pretty close.

Marc-OS
12-29-2008, 06:06 PM
I don't find it annoying at all; it's bland and boring, but not annoying.

BonOfTheDead
12-29-2008, 06:20 PM
HUGE SUCCESS

Spleg
12-29-2008, 06:50 PM
No. THIS is the most annoying song in the world.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2lZEVFACYAc&feature=related

And if you fly with RyanAir, it's on a loop all throughout boarding. IT DRIVES YOU INSANE!

potentialenergy
12-29-2008, 06:58 PM
The only thing I couldn't figure out is why it was 16 minutes long, most songs are only 3 1/2 minutes long, I know they wanted it to be annoying but 16 minutes?

WesScog
12-29-2008, 10:46 PM
Yea, it just keeps on going and keeps on going.

They found that people hate songs that are longer than 3 minutes, so they wanted to push it to the limit.

operationivy5656
12-30-2008, 12:37 AM
i listened to all 22 minutes

WesScog
12-30-2008, 05:34 AM
'Why physicists hate us?'

I can dig it.