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zachmanZM
03-30-2009, 06:04 PM
Hey guys, So I found this thing on a worm on april fools day, Do you guys think it's a hoax? http://current.pic.tv/2009/03/24/computer-virus-no-april-fools-day-joke/
The_Count
03-30-2009, 06:10 PM
Previous versions of the virus took control of user PCs to sell bad software programs.

Just sounds like windows to me.
zachmanZM
03-30-2009, 06:11 PM
But do you think it's a joke or the real deal?
The_Count
03-30-2009, 06:12 PM
Windows? Yeah windows is a joke.
Griffmo
03-30-2009, 06:19 PM
This thread is now about Jean Claude Van Damme

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk51/flyingxw7/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme.jpg
Griffmo
03-30-2009, 06:20 PM
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg216/splitter_bhv/vandamme50.jpg
The_Count
03-30-2009, 06:27 PM
Jean Claude Van Damme is not a meme.
Griffmo
03-30-2009, 07:08 PM
I beg to differ

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s219/twins_diary/jean-claude-van-damme01.jpg
TheMightySeamus
03-30-2009, 07:34 PM
Jean Claude Van Damme is not a meme.

Yet.
Jakekilgore
03-30-2009, 09:40 PM
jean claude is the lamest action action star ever
at least least chuck norris has a beard and steven seagal has a hilarious squint. van damme is just a douche
Flamekebab
03-30-2009, 11:30 PM
But do you think it's a joke or the real deal?

What difference does it make?
Fisherking
03-30-2009, 11:36 PM
This thread is now about Jean Claude Van Damme

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk51/flyingxw7/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme.jpg

http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1238474389035388600.jpg (http://www.imagechicken.com)

"Who the fuck is that guy?"
The_Count
03-31-2009, 03:37 AM
Van Damme is not a meme... "yet"?

Are you suggesting we spam 4chan with images of Van Damme?
CR-Videos.co.nr
03-31-2009, 12:54 PM
LOL.This thread was ruined by someone just saying something and posting a picture
chainedflesh
03-31-2009, 01:11 PM
jean claude is the lamest action action star ever
at least least chuck norris has a beard and steven seagal has a hilarious squint. van damme is just a douche


He is also short. When I was working in L.A. My boss spotted him and wanted to have her picture taken with him, but she didn't want it taken alone. SO I had to be in the picture with her. (I'm not a Van Damme fan) So when she got the photo back it was her all scrunched up, with her eyes closed, Van Damme in this cheeky arm over her shoulder pose, and me towering over him looking almost straight down at the top of his head.

Hilarious.
zachmanZM
03-31-2009, 05:55 PM
LOL.This thread was ruined by someone just saying something and posting a picture

Yes, Yes it was
KMProductions
03-31-2009, 06:12 PM
No, it's a real virus. It's a Conficker C. www.aol.com for more information.
zachmanZM
03-31-2009, 06:18 PM
I know, I'm not taking any chances
speekerphone
03-31-2009, 07:29 PM
w00t! It doesn't effect me!
Wra1th13
03-31-2009, 08:12 PM
w00t! It doesn't effect me!

http://www.sallybernstein.com/food/columns/zonis/Best_Cookie-20.jpg
I thought you might like a cookie, for it not affecting you.
EDIT: On a more serious note, just update your virus definitions and your Microsoft updates. BTW: If it hasn't updated this month in march, chances are you have it, soooo....Have fun.
Alasdair
03-31-2009, 08:17 PM
it's not a hoax that my dick is massive

updates later
Jakekilgore
03-31-2009, 09:29 PM
it's not a hoax that my dick is massive

updates later

lol
ThreeOnAMeathook
03-31-2009, 09:33 PM
it's not a hoax that my dick is massive

updates later

You're totally a cancer to this site, bro. I hope, like, bad shit happens to you and stuff.
Jakekilgore
03-31-2009, 09:49 PM
You're totally a cancer to this site, bro. I hope, like, bad shit happens to you and stuff.

chill out
just because he posts silly and obscene things doesn't mean he should get hurt.
ThreeOnAMeathook
03-31-2009, 09:51 PM
chill out
just because he posts silly and obscene things doesn't mean he should get hurt.

It was a jizzoke, Jizzake. Biddlesploitation.
ciwi286
04-01-2009, 11:21 AM
Biddlesploitation.

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..
.
*sigh*
insane12
04-01-2009, 05:15 PM
Windows? Yeah windows is a joke.


Odd i always felt the same about macs. i even laughed when i saw some one returning a mac to the apple store the day i went to see monsters vs aliens.

both the theater and the apple store is at the same mall (http://www.shoppartridgecreek.com/).
The_Count
04-01-2009, 05:42 PM
Odd i always felt the same about macs. i even laughed when i saw some one returning a mac to the apple store the day i went to see monsters vs aliens.

both the theater and the apple store is at the same mall (http://www.shoppartridgecreek.com/).

Odd i always felt the same about YOUR FACE. i even laughed when i saw someone returning YORU FACE to the FACE store the day i went to see face vs face.


Both your face and van dammes ass is at the same mall (http://www.shoppartridgecreek.com/)


bloody hell i feel mature.
CR-Videos.co.nr
04-01-2009, 06:19 PM
Odd i always felt the same about YOUR FACE. i even laughed when i saw someone returning YORU FACE to the FACE store the day i went to see face vs face.


Both your face and van dammes ass is at the same mall (http://www.shoppartridgecreek.com/)


bloody hell i feel mature.
LOL
punkandska66
04-01-2009, 06:24 PM
Odd i always felt the same about YOUR FACE. i even laughed when i saw someone returning YORU FACE to the FACE store the day i went to see face vs face.

Dude, I hate it when that happens...
KingNikan
04-01-2009, 06:58 PM
OMFG i got a Virus............................. :OMFG:

its called............................. Windows Vista
TheMightySeamus
04-01-2009, 07:50 PM
I was kind of hoping that the whole virus is just a massive E-Card, with a picture of a fat clown holding a broken beer bottle, and the caption "Conficker the Clown wants you to have a happy April Fool's Day!".
UndergroundLairProductions
04-01-2009, 10:16 PM
Van Damme is not a meme... "yet"?

Are you suggesting we spam 4chan with images of Van Damme?
OF COURSE!
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb91/workJPP/Bison.jpg
kwano
04-02-2009, 12:57 AM
god, this thread is turning into /b/