BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[Reverend Doodle]

hey, let's not forget the real source of knowledge here.
it's not mythbusters, it's not wikipedia, it's not even that whatchamacallit li-berry where hobos and so-and-sos do-see-do.

it's a little friend i have named
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY :learn:

let's be realistic, now.

who here wants a bill nye dvd box set?

::raises hands::

[punkandska66]

bill nye invented cool! even b4 chuck norris!

[daydreamer1]

Bill Nye rocked!!!

[Alasdair]

bill nye invented cool! even b4 chuck norris!

hahahahaha chuck norris!!!!!!!

[ericslovechild]

Bill nye the science guy!
Bill!
Bill!
Bill!
Bill!
Bill!
Bill!
Bill!
Bill nye the science guy!
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
Scien rules!
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

[punkandska66]

enertia is a property of matter
-bill bill bill bill
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[daydreamer1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjpVQbNpGKo

[punkandska66]

lol, i watch bill nye at school somtimes in science class

[Captain SteveBeard]

http://i12.tinypic.com/6ps9643.jpg

[punkandska66]

lol!!!!!!!!

[Reverend Doodle]

dude, fuck chuck norris. we should start BILL NYE FACTS.
let's post 'em all here.

i'll start!

bill nye happens to be an expert on the subject of ASS-KICKERY.

[Alasdair]

hahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahahahha!!!!!

[punkandska66]

hmm. old on i l be right back


EDIT: note, these are not mine.


Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.

Bill Nye's sperm count is measured in moles/milliliter.

Bill Nye knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.

Bill Nye decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.

Bill Nye carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.

Bill Nye knows more than Laplace's Demon.

Bill Nye does his taxes in his head, and he's a millionaire... draw your own conclusion.

Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.

Bill Nye can decrease his own entropy without doing work.

Bill Nye is more efficient than a reversible process.

When Bill Nye sneezes, his mucus of science is comprised of a thick layer of primordial soup -- the basis of life. By Jonathan Enojo

Bill Nye is so smart that he ties his own bow tie...With his mind! By Jared Skala

Also, he invented lightsabers. By Jared Skala

Bill Nye can rhyme seven words with orange. By Jeff Baustian

All uniform rectilinear motion is relative. To Bill Nye. By Daniel Dandurand

Bill Nye's absorption spectrum falls on every wavelength. By Jack Conway

Bill Nye's probability wave exists evenly throughout the universe. He collapses the wave where and when HE choses to. By Chris Fitz

Bill Nye not only knows all of the possible elements on the periodic table, but he can create any one at will. He's got a brick of 114 in his pocket right now. By Chris Fitz

Bill Nye can make a quadruple carbon-carbon bond. By Kendra Driscoll

Scientific Achievements
Bill Nye told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.

Bill Nye destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.

Gravity: Bill Nye's idea.

Bill Nye challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.

Bill Nye was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.

While filming a Science Guy episode on particle physics, Bill Nye met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Bill and Anti-Bill couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Bill finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Bill promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

Bill Nye invented inventing. By Brian Patrick Allman

Social Life
Bill Nye tutors Stephen Hawking.

Santa Claus will soon begin contracting all gift giving to Bill Nye. Good children will receive gyroscopes, and bad children will have the thermite reaction initiated on their face.

Superman once told Bill Nye that he was completely indestructible, this led to Bill creating what he likes to call kryptonite. By Jeff Baustian

Bill Nye blinded Thomas Dolby with science. Inspired by Michael Jones

Bill Nye was Galileo's personal tutor. The culminating assignment was to give a presentation on gravitational attraction to the Spanish Inquisition. Bill flunked him. Galileo was so beat up over it that when the Inquisition offered him poison, he took it. By Carling Noelle

Recently, Bill Nye had a dinner for all the Nobel Prize winners in the science fields for the past three years. While being given a tour of the house, they came upon Bill's teddy bear sitting squarely and proudly in the middle of the bed. They all started s{buttercup}{buttercup}{buttercup}{buttercup}{buttercup}{buttercup}ing. One of them, trying to control himself, went up to Bill and said, "That's one flashy teddy bear you've got there" before bursting into laughter. Bill Nye nodded really solemnly and said, "That's right, it's a teddy bear. It's the Teddy Bear of Science." Then everybody got really quiet and ashamed because they'd insulted the Teddy Bear of Science. By Carling Noelle

Stephen Hawking once thought he could outsmart Bill Nye. We all know what happened when he tried. By Noah T

Relationship with Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris has a problem, he asks Bill Nye. By Scott Fridlund

Chuck Norris's tears may cure cancer, but Bill Nye's tears impregnate women. By James Whitton

Bill Nye can react noble gases with anything he wants, just yesterday he reacted neon with Chuck Norris. By Nolan Dokis

Mathematics
Bill Nye counted to infinity 3 times, and still had not reached his IQ. By Michael Bertasso Jr

Avogadro's Number is actually a misnomer since Bill Nye discovered it when asked to provide a PIN for his checking account. By Galen Azbell

Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Bill Nye can recite the last thousand digits of pi. Jason Biatek

Machines Of Science
While the general public knows him as Chuck Norris, Bill Nye knows him as the Roundhouse Kicking Machine of Science.


Bill Nye derived the Theory of Everything at age 5, deemed the world unworthy of its mighty and far-reaching applications, and destroyed all his work using the Theory of Everything Paper Shredder of Science. By Erik Nelson

Other Facts
Bill Nye makes his ice cream using milk, cream, sugar, and cold fusion. By Justin Meyers

The reason light is so fast is because it's running away from Bill Nye. By Josh Bishay

The anime Full Metal Alchemist was actually a true story involving Bill Nye. By Overlord Sandell Stangl

Bill Nye drinks water with ice cubes that read at below 0 Kelvin. By Matt LaMontagne

It's Bill Nyes all the way down. By David Saharkhiz

Bill Nye designed system more stable then Unix, more elegant than OSX, and more user friendly than Windows. He makes a small fortune each year from those companies for not releasing it. By Kevin Kuchta

Bill Nye doesn't come to equilibrium. Equilibrium comes to Bill Nye. By Spencer Bowley

There is no chaos theory. Only Bill Nye's desire for change. By Sir Joseph Levine Esquire

Bill Nye is more efficient than a Carnot engine. By Victoria Konicek

Bill Nye declined being cast as Q, due to the simple fact that the character wasn't original enough. By Ian, Jason, and Brenden

[punkandska66]

wow, that is alot of (copied and pasted) jokes

[Reverend Doodle]

haha, those are pretty good!
here's another one.
bill nye has toilet paper with a patent application on it, and hooked up his toilet so that instead of the sewer, when he flushes it goes to the patent office.

light bulbs? yeah.
shrinky dinks? mm-hmm
jesus christ? yeah, thank him.

[daydreamer1]

Hey fat head!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGM08NeDVJA

[punkandska66]

did he invent god too? YOU BEST BELEIVE!

[Reverend Doodle]

the big bang came from a little bit of drool out of bill nye's mouth while he was sleeping.
and he has never slept since.

[punkandska66]

lol, actually god and his roommate chuggs were arm wrestlling. chugs was going in for teh win, but god farted and blew it over to chggs. chuggs lost that round. god had to fart agaiin, so he asks chuggs for his lighter. god blows planets out his butt. thats the REAL big bang theory.

[Scott]

the big bang came from a little bit of drool out of bill nye's mouth while he was sleeping.
and he has never slept since.



I thought the Big Bang was Bill Nye's Friday nights.

[Reverend Doodle]

I thought the Big Bang was Bill Nye's Friday nights.
well, kinda. god was born on a tiny bit of jizz on bill nye's ceiling from his friday night.

[punkandska66]

god blows planets out his butt.



lol

[Reverend Doodle]

bill nye has a gougol-necked guitar and has a drum kit that makes mike portnoy's look like a pebble with two twigs.

[punkandska66]

lol he has an infinite keyed key-tar

[Scott]

well, kinda. god was born on a tiny bit of jizz on bill nye's ceiling from his friday night.


Oh wait, Bill Nye's Friday night is the Big Gang Bang.



The Big Bang was on Sunday.

[Reverend Doodle]

bill nye didn't just climb mt. everest. that's for weaklings.
he put a negligee on mt. everest and VIOLATED it.

[Reverend Doodle]

Oh wait, Bill Nye's Friday night is the Big Gang Bang.



The Big Bang was on Sunday.
bill nye doesn't need a gang to gang-bang anyone.
he has 13 dicks.

[Scott]

bill nye doesn't need a gang to gang-bang anyone.
he has 13 dicks.


Thats a little excessive.

[Reverend Doodle]

oh and i will seriously be like the happiest boy in the world if erik or justin or steve or jared or mike or chris or lee or alan k or dan meth or jeaux or todd or rob or corrinne (which i think would rock balls cuz she's hot) or zadi, or the stack, or WALLY BECK, or really anyone added something to this.
that would rule.

[Reverend Doodle]

now that i think about it, wally beck facts would be pretty great.
but that's another thread's worth.

[justin]

Our friend Bre Pettis used to work for Bill Nye, true story

[Reverend Doodle]

haha, i can see that happening.
here's a new one!
someone wrote a book to honor bill nye, but he was not satisfied with it.
after a few quick name changes, the bible was published.

[FyceDesigns]

We watched a couple segments from that show in 9th grade science. Haha, classic. Our teacher looked kinda like Bill Nye. On the last day of school, we convinced him to spin on his compy chair and say "Science Rules."

[ericslovechild]

We watched a couple segments from that show in 9th grade science. Haha, classic. Our teacher looked kinda like Bill Nye. On the last day of school, we convinced him to spin on his compy chair and say "Science Rules."

-Fyce

[FyceDesigns]

Very original ericslovechild. Great...

[ericslovechild]

That wasn't making fun of you it was me twlling you to stop being a weenie and letting scott push you around. If you want to have bold text and sign your name then do it!

-Dammitman.

[Alasdair]

Very original ericslovechild. Great...

Fyce, seriously, you're terrible at sarcasm and you should stop trying it.

When I was at high school there was a kid on my bus whom everybody hated. Poor personal hygiene, smelled bad, greasy mullet, horrible grating voice, who did the same thing.

Every day the kids would have great fun insulting him because of his tremendous comebacks.

"OH THAT MUST BE RIGHT."
"OH THAT IS HILARIOUS"
"THAT IS SO FUNNY"
"OH YOU MUST BE RIGHT"
"OH THAT'S SO ORIGINAL"

It was funny to watch the complete misunderstanding of how to use sarcasm effectively.

In conclusion shut the fuck up.

[Scott]

greasy mullet


http://www.rudecactus.com/archives/mullet-thumb.jpg

[FyceDesigns]

Fyce, seriously, you're terrible at sarcasm and you should stop trying it.

When I was at high school there was a kid on my bus whom everybody hated. Poor personal hygiene, smelled bad, greasy mullet, horrible grating voice, who did the same thing.

Every day the kids would have great fun insulting him because of his tremendous comebacks.

"OH THAT MUST BE RIGHT."
"OH THAT IS HILARIOUS"
"THAT IS SO FUNNY"
"OH YOU MUST BE RIGHT"
"OH THAT'S SO ORIGINAL"

It was funny to watch the complete misunderstanding of how to use sarcasm effectively.

In conclusion shut the fuck up.
Alasdair, seriously, you're terrible at life and you should stop trying it.

When I was on the Indy Mogul forums there was a kid named Alasdair whom everybody hated. Poor sense of humor, didn't understand the concept of bathing, etc.

Every day the kids would have great fun adding to his rep because of his tremendous posts.

"ANIME."
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP TYPING IN BOLD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL."
...

[Alasdair]

cool you got the point sarcasoMASTER

[Scott]

Alasdair, seriously, you're terrible at life and you should stop trying it.




What the fuck kind of insult is that? Seriously.

[Alasdair]

I like how he insults my sense of bathing, he must have picked that up from all the time we've spent together

But seriously, when I was just 1 year older than Fyce I had got my first college degree and was working for a team of nuclear engineers helping out with research and data entry

Right now I'm two years into a difficult major (rocket science) and I'm working my arse off to pay for it. I've been to 3 continents and 15 countries, I've been in love, and I've moved across the Atlantic Ocean.

And I don't get in a tizzy when somebody on the internet copies my avatar

What I'm trying to say is that I'm not recoiling from my monitor and spewing mountain dew over my keyboard because some random socially inept high school kid sarcasomaster thinks that I of all people am "terrible at life"

[Scott]

I like how he insults my sense of bathing, he must have picked that up from all the time we've spent together

But seriously, when I was just 1 year older than Fyce I had got my first college degree and was working for a team of nuclear engineers helping out with research and data entry

Right now I'm two years into a difficult major (rocket science) and I'm working my arse off to pay for it. I've been to 3 continents and 15 countries, I've been in love, and I've moved across the Atlantic Ocean.

And I don't get in a tizzy when somebody on the internet copies my avatar

What I'm trying to say is that I'm not recoiling from my monitor and spewing mountain dew over my keyboard because some random socially inept high school kid sarcasomaster thinks that I of all people am "terrible at life"

Community college owns you.

[Reverend Doodle]

hey hey whoa whoa whoa.
we're switching bills now.
it's gonna be bill COSBY for a few posts now.
"y'see THEOOOOOOOOOOO, when i was your age, i had to deal with the PEO-ple makin fun of MEEee cuz of my affinity for the jell-o PUDDINGGGGGG and the kodak film
so one day i poisoned them all, y'see.
NOW
arguing on the threads is like a fresh apple.
NO.
arguing on the threads is like the jello PUDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
cuz it's dark and chocolaty and you can freeze it and make them delicious pudd'n' pops, y'see"

i'm a frickin psychology masta.
hop off.

[Scott]

hey hey whoa whoa whoa.
we're switching bills now.
it's gonna be bill COSBY for a few posts now.
"y'see THEOOOOOOOOOOO, when i was your age, i had to deal with the PEO-ple makin fun of MEEee cuz of my affinity for the jell-o PUDDINGGGGGG and the kodak film
so one day i poisoned them all, y'see.
NOW
arguing on the threads is like a fresh apple.
NO.
arguing on the threads is like the jello PUDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
cuz it's dark and chocolaty and you can freeze it and make them delicious pudd'n' pops, y'see"

i'm a frickin psychology masta.
hop off.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg

[Alasdair]

kids, they listen to the rap music

gives them the brain damage

[Reverend Doodle]

with their hippin and a hoppin and a bippin and a boppin!

[Scott]

what do you like to play?

[FyceDesigns]

What is with you guys? Why are you constantly attacking me? And, Alasdair, just because you're majoring in rocket science, it doesn't mean I'm impressed or jealous. And shut up about all this "when I was a year older than you" crap. You're a good role model for who I don't want to be.

[Alasdair]

You're a good role model for who I don't want to be.

Well it would set you up for disappointment anyway :)

[Darkmast508]

Fyce, to settle this argument here are some instructions:

1. Find crowbar

2. Hack off nuts

3. Let all the blood bleed out of you.

And for Alasdair:

1. Go under a rocket engine

2. Turn it on

3. Enjoy the tan

OK, Away from the instructions now, the original topic is 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.' and boh of you are acting as immature as some 5 year olds in the school I attend, So both of you, fight over PM's, the people in this thread don't want to see either of you throw pointless insults at each other.

[Alasdair]

yeah stop fighting and insulting like 5 year olds

insulting is dumb

here are some insults btw bye

[Reverend Doodle]

bill nye could stop fights with a single drop of a chemical he invented.
but he gets a rush off fighting.

[Captain SteveBeard]

I say Alasdair is still way cooler because his posts are more entertaining to read. Fyce actually gets mad and serious.

[daydreamer1]

If Bill Nye and Chuck Norris got in a fight,who would win??

[Scott]

I say Alasdair is still way cooler because his posts are more entertaining to read. Fyce actually gets mad and serious.


And he wonders why we attack him.

[Reverend Doodle]

If Bill Nye and Chuck Norris got in a fight,who would win??
easy, man.
bill nye could kill chuck norris with his mind.

[daydreamer1]

easy, man.
bill nye could kill chuck norris with his mind.

I thought you'd say Chuck.lol

[doid]

i hate rap

[Darkmast508]

Bye Nye is so smart he thinks his TV shows into existence!

[firepigpoop]

bill is my bro, i would love them on dvd

[Zabren]

I LOVE BILL NYE!

[spoo2]

Bill Nye rocked!!!holy crap!!!! i just found out he's comin to my school!!! no lie

[FyceDesigns]

holy crap!!!! i just found out he's comin to my school!!! no lie
If you're telling the truth, YOU ARE SO LUCKY!

[drweir]

http://hitparade.ch/actorimages/bill_nighy.jpg

Bill Nighy? It is pronounced the same way after all. BTW, where's the love for Beakman's World??

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/kids/assets/kids_beakmans_world.jpg

[spoo2]

If you're telling the truth, YOU ARE SO LUCKY!
oh i'm gettin so pumped. i can't wait till march now!

[Steelersk36]

Bill Nye totally destroys Beakman.....sorry but it's true.
My first film ever was in 6th grade and it was a bill nye style
science movie. I will idolize his style forever.

[evmo]

my science teacher met him and she said theat hes a dick and you know filling a restraning order on his wife for watering his plants he sounds like an ass

[Steelersk36]

:todd::todd::todd::todd::todd::todd::todd:GASP!!!

[NMP50]

my science teacher met him and she said theat hes a dick and you know filling a restraning order on his wife for watering his plants he sounds like an ass
My teacher met him before too, she said that he was an ass.

http://xkcd.com/200/

[Marc-OS]

Beakman's World was about 100x better than Bill Nye, and I loved Bill Nye.

[lyhoproductions]

Beakman's World was about 100x better than Bill Nye, and I loved Bill Nye.
Nye is better.

[knightly]

He's appeared in a couple episodes of "Numb3rs" as a professor! Awesome guy!

[TheMightySeamus]

Where Bill Nye's show was simply hyperactive, I have reason to believe the entire cast and crew of Beakman's world was on some sort of illegal drug.

[TreasureBox Films]

lol