Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

[spicysmoke]

So what is it?

I saw this peaice of crap called spiders 2 once, my dad found it in china but its made in america, with i think a russian crew, anyway its terrible. What about you guys?

[daydreamer1]

I have a few

Zombie Nation
Creepshow 3
The Texas Chainsaw Massicre 2
Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massicre
Open Water 2:Adrift

There are just a few to name for me.

[Fromourankles]

was creepshow 3 really that bad?

i was thinking about renting it...

[firepigpoop]

1 and 2 were good, but 3 was just bas cause it wasn't created my the masters of horror...but i think The Fog or Dead Clowns are the worst

[firepigpoop]

oh and from dusk till dawn 3

[Fromourankles]

i've seen alot of bad movies i just can't think of any of them...

i hated the grudge to bad cause i bought it...
mr nanny haha
and alot more

[SyxxGage]

Without a doubt, Jeepers Creepers. It was the only movie I ever seriously thought about asking for a refund after seeing. My friend had to get home and I didnt see a manager at the desk after the movie, so I never did ask. TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE

[SynaMax]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and Manos: the Hands of Fate: both MST3K classics ;).

[Fromourankles]

i was never really a fan of 28 days later
but i'm not really saying its a bad movie
just not my style of "zombies"

[Fromourankles]

house of the dead

[hayden]

Troll 2

[Leatherfeet]

History Boys

[futuresphere]

Troll 2

ye gods, that was a stinker!

[17thletterfilms]

School of Rock was pretty bad. But I think that was mainly because lots of my friends hyped it up.

[New Spark Films]

School of Rock was pretty bad. But I think that was mainly because lots of my friends hyped it up.

I love the movie, but no, it's not particularly great.

[fireflametv]

Jaws 4: The Revenge
The shark in this one has some kind of grudge on a very saggy-faced lady.

[Maluro]

it was soo bad.. it was called.. "Cronica de una muerte anunciada" (mm.. i don't except any of you to know it..)
it was based on the book of Gabriel Garcia Marquez (nobel prize winner)

i read it but the movie was just..... BAD!!!!!

it was old and some of the actors were like.. Italian so they speaked in Italian... and then they were "translated" to spanish so the voices don't match... don't ever see it

[futuresphere]

Jaws 4 was redeemed by Rob Schrab's version. You should google it.


*warning, its NOT safe for work...or for mom's...or kids...or just about anyone.

[WesScog]

"I'M MICHEAL C-HAAIINE."

[Joshbond]

I apsolutely HATE Uwe Boll but i'm going to have to go with Mortla Kombat: Annihilation, at least Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was expected to be bad.. Mortal Kombat II could have been great! But they just effed EVERYTHING up. And after such a great first film too.

[daydreamer1]

was creepshow 3 really that bad?

i was thinking about renting it...

If you seen Day of the Dead 2:Contagium,you might get an idea of god awful.It was directed by two of the worst directors in history.James Dudelson and Ana Clavell.They make Uwe Boll look like a genius.There were clips on Youtube,I think they were taken down.Rumor goes that they are making a Creepshow 4,so I might rip my hair out.I'll post spoilers of CS3 if anyone wants them.

[daydreamer1]

Oh yeah,Slaughter High and Prom Night.Two terrible movies.Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a snore feast!They turned Leatherface from a psycho to a drag queen!

[Infected_Films]

oh, oh, worst films, i have but a few (admittedly one of my hobbies is trawling through the local garages £1.99 bin for dreadfull DVD's :D )

1. Shark Attack - Awful movie, even though it had Ernie Hudson and Casper Van Dien
2. Naked Lunch - Seriously, it is AWFUL, DO NOT GOOGLE IT, DO NOT YOUTUBE IT, you will seriously regret it for the rest of your life

mmm, if i think of anymore i'll let you all know ;)

[Fromourankles]

the new hills have eyes

[WesScog]

With Naked Lunch, what did you not like about it, are you just not a fan of Burroughs, or what?

I thought it was pretty amazing, it captured the feelings of an almost incomprehensible novel, and that is pretty amazing.


I like most films, it's hard for me to "hate" a film, or say its the "worst", because I think about all of the hard work that goes into it, and really there are redeemable things in most films for me.

Although, by default, I find myself veering away from cheaper flicks that I have heard poor things about, and I drift more towards films that are classics, or that I have heard good things about.

[Fromourankles]

theres some movie i bought i think it was... the backlot murders well i didn't really enjoy it.. luckily the movie cost 2 dollars from big lots haha but the worst thing about the movie was the killers mask it was so corny

[Fisherking]

Das Komabrutale Duell - vulgar, childish and achingly dull.
Zombie '90 - see above, save that it is unbelievably even more amateurish.

[Kohrsfilms]

My list of the worst movies ever made...

1. Madagascar (Where was the story in this one?)
2. The Ring (I'm not sure why people think it's scary)
3. The Grudge 1 & 2 (same reason as The Ring)
4. Jaws 3 (it takes place at freakin' Sea World for crying out loud!)
5. Pulse (red tape!?!?! WTF?)
6. And any movie that has "A Sci-Fi Channel Original movie" before the title.

[En1gma]

The WORST movie I've ever seen I actually paid a dollar to watch.
It was in the 99cent section on my PPV movies. It was called
DA HIP HOP WITCH! Seriously. It had TONS of rappers in it. and its freakin retarted. Eminem talkin about getting "anus un-asked-sexual-attention by someones fingers" REDman bein drunk and crazy. its soo bad you have to see it.

[futuresphere]

I also dug Naked Lunch...the book is a mess though

[sidpharcus]

Beyond the Wall of Sleep
Its an adaptation of the H.P. Lovecraft short story of the same name.
Let me just say I have never seen anything so utterly horrible. I couln't finish it, and there is almost no movie that I wont watch through... but ya, this one was BAD

[Cosmic Hamster Productions]

halo will definitely suck but Barbie: The princess and the pauper and bratz: The movie both suck.

By the way I have a little sister so that's why I know that the movies suck.(darn family movie nights)

[17thletterfilms]

Here's a movie that really was awful: The Last Mimzy.

[Clyktose]

Hey, what about Eragon?!?!? Worst movie I've ever seen! With out doubt. Of course, I was comparing it to the book...

[Jason Endurance]

Epic Movie was epic alright. An Epic piece of shiat!

[Zombeast]

Woodchipper Massacre

[WesScog]

Epic Movie was epic alright. An Epic piece of shiat!

Only part I even half smiled at was the point when Crispin Glover showed up.

No matter how bad the material he makes every scene better.

[Jason Endurance]

Only part I even half smiled at was the point when Crispin Glover showed up.

No matter how bad the material he makes every scene better.

I only got through about 20 minutes of the movie. Nothing made me smile or laugh. The whole point of a comedy. There was no fn way I was going to waste anymore of my time. I'll never get those 20 minutes back.:(

[Fromourankles]

Only part I even half smiled at was the point when Crispin Glover showed up.

No matter how bad the material he makes every scene better.

i liked the elimination ceremony haha

[Magical Monkey]

i have a little sister so i have seen the barbie movies and thy SUCK!
i never really liked finding nemo either. :(

[spicysmoke]

Finding nemo is quality, its a kids movie so its supposed to be childish but its a good kids movie. The sequel of the animated tarzan is total crap, its painful to watch

[toga112]

A sound of thunder.

[MuffinManProductions]

I bet at least one person will get really annoyed that I'm saying this but...

The single WORST movie I have ever seen, is Gone With The Wind.

It's like a 4 hour long soap opera, except slightly better quality visually.

[felix78]

i dunno but worse scene was in a bond movie. Where the actor was in gun fight and he like yelled "argh, ive been shot!" and there nothing on his arms. Then u see him take some kethup on his hand and draw it on the arm.... LoLs)>roflmao<)

[bridboyross]

Jaws 4 is a given, a shark takes revenge on her son and then follows her (a shark follows someone in a plane), then Micheal Caine dances,and wtf happened at the end? Enlighten me, where did they get an explosive spear and how does she have a flashback of Brody in the original? SHE WASNT THERE! I wanted to cheer when old growler went pop but then saw it used the same footage from the original film which just took the extremely annoyed Micheal.
Also I despised Date Movie, my friends and me went and some of them found it funny! It was truly a horrifying experience and not one I want to repeat, I'm scared to watch Epic Movie in case I faint due to the awfulness and swallow my tongue.

[LuxuryEntertainment]

oh and from dusk till dawn 3


the hang mans daughter

[Scamp]

The Transporter 2

[Crosius]

The worst? There are so many...
Just off the top of my head, I'll say it's a tie between "Squirm (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075261/)" and "Razorback (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087981/)"

[trspballer7]

deffinately White Noise, the worst i've ver seen. I rented it with a bunch of friends one night and we laughed through the whole stupid thing.

[Flamingo With A Spoon Productions]

I'm guessing no one else here has seen Hercules In New York. Arnold Schwartzenatuopha89i3RJWAQ[4UI9Y0 plays Hercules who goes to Earth and with the help of Pretzy a pretzel saleman he destroys a bear and gangsters.

[Doylerdude]

Attack of the killer tomatoes. This was so bad it was NEARLY funny. It wasn't in the "So bad it's funny" it's more in the category of "So bad it's BAD"

[jugglingfreak]

Jaws 4 is a given, a shark takes revenge on her son and then follows her (a shark follows someone in a plane),

You forgot the best (or worst) part about that bit. For those who didn't see it: Ellen Brody and Michael Caine leave Amity beach to go to the Bahamas to get away from everything.

The Punchline: the shark not only follows them, The shark beats the plane to the Bahamas.

I never realized that sharks were the fastest mode of travel until I saw that movie.

[Weker1]

i was never really a fan of 28 days later
but i'm not really saying its a bad movie
just not my style of "zombies"
They wernt zombies but I hear what your sayin.

Umm, Kids and 13,
Both piss me off simply cause People like Oprah and other talk show hosts act like since these storys happined to the people that wrote them, they happin to everybodY!
They don't, I have lived in many towns both small and large and I have only met one person who has been to a rainbow party and I have never ment people like those seen in kids, I've met people who have come close but never just like them.
I don't know, I just hate when people take a small statistic and make it seem worse then the problem really is.

OH allso The Day After Tommarow, CG Wolves!??!!?
WTF?!?!?!?!, last time I checked you can train a wolve to chase Jake Gyllenhaal down a hallway!
Falling off of it in to a dark pit, ok I'll give you your CG there but, The rest, WTF?!?!?

[uhrisuh]

The Virgin Queen of St. Fransis High. quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

[DarkMirageProductions]

Street Fighter. Strike Commando. Riki-Oh.

And finally the worst ever...

"Surf Nazis Must Die"

I'm not kidding either. It's honestly the worst movie ever.

[beatkeeper27]

worst movie ever?...id have to say "the yellow submarine" i guess it may be better if your high when you watch it but getting high isn't my thing so i wouldn't know.

[ericslovechild]

Hey, Yellow Submarine is teh shiz.

[beatkeeper27]

it was terrible. that's all i have to say

[BonOfTheDead]

it was terrible. that's all i have to say
ive personally never seen it, but its got the beatles, so, i gotta be on their side.

[Apocalypse WOW!]

Spanglish.

[CreepyClownpro]

Son of the Mask!!!

[next-tarantino]

"Black Brigade," starring Billy Dee Williams and Richard Pryor.

"Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift." I couldn't even care less who was in that movie, it was f*cking terrible.

[Alasdair]

Biodome.

[Weker1]

Spanglish.
Do you have kids?

[Weker1]

Biodome.
KILL THAT MOTHERFU%#ER!!!lol
Sorry I have a love of bad movies.

[Kohrsfilms]

Madagascar. That's the only movie I ever walked out of and wanted my money back. It's bad.

Jaws 3, The Ring, The Grudge, and Pulse suck too.

[JoeTalls]

The worst movie I have ever seen was "Dark Harvest 2." I should have stopped after the first one, but it was so awful, that I figured the sequel would be better. The original looked like an indy horror film, but the second one looked like it was shot on a home video camera. Haha, I haven't even attempted to watch the third one...yet.

And maybe it wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen, but "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2" was probably one of the biggest let-downs ever.

[b-smitty323]

Hulk.

Boo!

[etentertainment]

Running Red?

[FyceDesigns]

The Skateboard kid. Ugh. And the Skateboard Kid 2.

[SteveNelson'sEvilTwin]

_______ Movie

Make me want to kill myself

[Scott]

Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave.

Pretty much all the Return of the Living Dead movies are aweful except for the original.

[NaziActionFigure]

Thirteen
http://www.publispain.com/posters/thirteen.jpg

[uhrisuh]

Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave.

Pretty much all the Return of the Living Dead movies are aweful except for the original.


"send more paramedics"

[Roel]

bad in a fun way
Cool as ice (vanila ice trying to be bad ass but not so bad ass that it screws with the ratings)
the psicotronic man

worst ever
a little known dutch film , Allemaal naar bed (everybody to bed) made in 1970
it opens with a statement that it's not a sex movie or an art movie or a documentary but an exploration of sexuality.
Its a total mess, the basic plot is about getting women to do a striptease but they keep pulling little side themes into the film, children's literature (apparently it's not macho and sexist enough), the way dutch politics responded to South Africa at the time and the supposed fascist elements of the dutch legal system to name a few.

it ends with the most pathetic and un erotic sex scene ever.

even the producer has stated that it was the worst film ever, it played for 2 weeks in 2 cinema's in Amsterdam, at one it was a flop at the other it was a huge succes.

[ericslovechild]

The Flying Camel

Shitty foreign film.

[Doctor Webley]

The worst movie I've seen is USS Poseidon: Phantom from Below

[FUBAR]

Return of the Dead: Rave to the Grave, Hills Have Eyes 2, Zombie Nation, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim C.

and a future horrible movie maybe: The remake of George A. Romero's Day of the Dead. I hear that there is a VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE!!!!!

[Gwiz]

Re-Vamped Worst vampire movie ever!

[Dasleah]

You're all wrong.

The worst movie in all of human existence is Norbit. The most appallingly horrible movie ever committed to celluloid.
Remember that scene in Superman where he steals all the nuclear weapons in the world and throws them into the sun? That's what I want to do to anything related to Norbit. And then throw the sun into another, larger sun. And then throw that into a black-hole. And then collide that black-hole with another, super-massive black-hole. And then destroy the universe and recreate it in a perfect, Norbit-less version. And then destroy it all again, just to make sure.
I don't walk out of a movie, but Norbit just made me want to vomit rage and tear off my arms and beat myself to death with the wet ends.

Seriously. You cannot underestimate how much I hate that movie. It offends senses I didn't realise could be offended until I watched it.

[jimsomniac]

I'm guessing no one else here has seen Hercules In New York. Arnold Schwartzenatuopha89i3RJWAQ[4UI9Y0 plays Hercules who goes to Earth and with the help of Pretzy a pretzel saleman he destroys a bear and gangsters.

OH MAN!!! You beat me to it. I read through this whole thread, and was going to say "Hercules in New York" but you got there first.

So... I guess... Jaws 4 is definitely a stinker! Also, pretty much ANYTHING BY THE WAYANS brothers. Why do they keep distributing their movies?? The only guys so stupid that they started their ridiculous franchise of spoofs by spoofing a spoof movie! I mean, I guess you could argue that doing that was an original thing to do... Personally I think they were just too stupid to work it out.

[CreepyClownpro]

You're all wrong.

The worst movie in all of human existence is Norbit. The most appallingly horrible movie ever committed to celluloid.
Remember that scene in Superman where he steals all the nuclear weapons in the world and throws them into the sun? That's what I want to do to anything related to Norbit. And then throw the sun into another, larger sun. And then throw that into a black-hole. And then collide that black-hole with another, super-massive black-hole. And then destroy the universe and recreate it in a perfect, Norbit-less version. And then destroy it all again, just to make sure.
I don't walk out of a movie, but Norbit just made me want to vomit rage and tear off my arms and beat myself to death with the wet ends.

Seriously. You cannot underestimate how much I hate that movie. It offends senses I didn't realise could be offended until I watched it.

Norbit wasn't terrible...


it contently ain't godfather or anything like that, but it wasn't that bad...

tell me do you like any other Eddie Murphy?

just wondering..

[bookin productions]

Hairspray mom made me go b/c all family was in town so we went their I sat said I went to bathroom and waited fro movie to end in arcade

[Whole Milk Productions]

spiderman 3
superbad
juno

[WesScog]

Norbit was funny, it wasn't a SMART movie, but it was funny.

A movie can be immature AND good, the two aren't opposites. It can be a silly stupid movie made to make money and not be TERRIBLE.

[bookin productions]

spiderman 3
superbad
juno
no way superbad is hella funny even where seth draws all those penisis but yea spiderman 3 I aggree but juno idk didn't see

[CreepyClownpro]

Norbit was funny, it wasn't a SMART movie, but it was funny.

A movie can be immature AND good, the two aren't opposites. It can be a silly stupid movie made to make money and not be TERRIBLE.

Preach it Wes....

[Whole Milk Productions]

no way superbad is hella funny even where seth draws all those penisis but yea spiderman 3 I aggree but juno idk didn't see


I, personally never saw the difference between all the sex jokes of superbad different from any other teen movie where they joke about sex. It's just 2 guys trying to get laid.

I didn't laugh once in it. I may be a little biased (correct word?) because of all the dumb kids at my school who worship the movie like a god and feel the need to constantly quote and talk about "OMG THAT SCENE WAS HILARIOUS LALALA".


Juno was another over-rated and poorly written pile of crap. I thought most of the dialog was gut wrenchingly bad. It was a big attempt at being cute, and it failed. This movie has another case of the superbad at my school also.

Back in december, I could have asked ANYONE if they knew what Juno was, and some would reply with the capitol of Alaska. NOW! Every single god damn person in that school is having a mental breakdown over how "cute" and "lovely" that movie was. I bet most of them haven't even seen it; just going with the flow of the oscar's praise.

[Fisherking]

"send more paramedics"

Will you marry me?

[Dasleah]

Norbit was funny, it wasn't a SMART movie, but it was funny.

A movie can be immature AND good, the two aren't opposites. It can be a silly stupid movie made to make money and not be TERRIBLE.

Agreed - a movie can be immature and good. But, Norbit was immature and terrible. So that's the difference.
I'm not a fan of 'immature funny' at the best of times, but even I let the occasional giggle out when watching a Scary Movie or one of it's many clones and imitators. But Norbit just wasn't funny. It was torture. Horrible, disgusting, pointless, boring, tedious, annoying, offensive, infantile (repeat ad infinitium et nausem) torture. I'm not saying that there are people out there that wouldn't find it funny, but I'm sure as hell not one of them.

And I'm generally not a huge Eddy Murphy fan. He's one of those actors who's been typecast into playing himself in every movie he does - the man has all the acting range and capacity of a worn-out VHS tape of himself. He has done things I've enjoyed, and apparently he's quite accomplished in Dream Girls - but I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to see a movie just because he was in it. Norbit was just a massive failing for him. And since Norbit, it would take a hell of a performance on his part for me to take him seriously as an actor again.

[BoonMcNougat]

Dragonball - The Magic Begins. It was somewhat redeemable with the foam crocodile though, that was very hilarious.

Epic Movie. I wanted to walk out of the cinema, but didn't want to waste my money. Horrible, horrible memories.

My cousin is like "Superbad made me laugh the most in ages". I laughed once. It wasn't anything special.

[DeadFishProductions]

Billy Madison... fucking hate that film...
The Waterboy... hate that film
Happy Gilmore... thouroughly dislike.

I HATE ALL ADAM SANDLER MOVIES!

[New Spark Films]

Ditto.

[google550]

I don't know why anyone hasn't brought it up, but I'd really have to say Eragon ruined my week for me. There are some bad movies where you can just sit through them, cause hell, they've got a plot or cool special effects or just outrageous violence, but a quarter of the way through Eragon my friend and I started playing go fish on the arm rests of our seats, ocassionally glancing up at the screen to catch a bit of action. The plot whizzed by, the acting just LICKED, and the dialogue was worse than a hunk of cheese left out in the sun.

If I had to rate this movie out of ten, I'd give it a 2.5

[google550]

OH allso The Day After Tommarow, CG Wolves!??!!?
WTF?!?!?!?!, last time I checked you can train a wolve to chase Jake Gyllenhaal down a hallway!
Falling off of it in to a dark pit, ok I'll give you your CG there but, The rest, WTF?!?!?

Apparently the wolves got extremely shy on set. The lights freaked them out, as did all the screaming from the actors during the scene.

In the end, the brought the wolves to a motion capture stage and did some work there.

[Flamingo With A Spoon Productions]

Ditto.

Tritto.

I'd go with The Weather Man as my most hated it was bad enough at the start but then a series of close ups showing a little girl's privates. Sick.

[randychico]

Crappiest doesnt necesarily mean badly made... those can be entertaining anyways.. worst film I've seen? Aside from the obvious Epic Movie and Batman & Robin... there's one called Zombie Island Massacre.... now, the title makes it sound cool, but first there are no Zombies in this flick.... and second THERES NO MASSACRE!!!!

[lyhoproductions]

Son of The Mask. :eek: I don't wanna talk about it.:ohsnoes:

[bridboyross]

I hated 10,000BC, I know some will say its an exciting romp etc but no, just no. Everything was awful about it, everything.

[Citrus]

Gigli...nuff said.

[BinBinProductions]

your mom in my pants

[Fisherking]

your mom in my pants

I suppose the 'ice-burn' in your signature makes it evident that you've never met a 'your momma' joke you didn't like, but this is puerile. Insinuating someone's mother is sexually promiscuous is no substitute for wit.

[glmclainmovies]

The Red Balloon. I freaking shot myself, and went to hell. But apparently the punishment in hell is watching the red balloon

[Marc-OS]

It's Pat. Worst movie ever made.