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Ladri.
02-08-2008, 11:32 PM
I got one today from my neighbor's bar today and am currently drinking it. It just tastes like a large amount of sugar and pineapple or another fruit like that. I don't even know why I keep drinking it. I think there may be crack in it...
Citrus
02-08-2008, 11:44 PM
I was at Sam's Club and they had shot sized samples. I took one and I literally started shaking and laughing. That was far less caffeine than the time I drank 4 cans of Red Bull and raced my friend around my street 4 times and beat him by 3 minutes.
Ladri.
02-08-2008, 11:56 PM
The only time I ever felt jittery when drinking energy drinks was when I had 3 amps. Those are the best! I just finished my monster and it left a horrible after taste but I'm not tired any more! Woot!
Joshbond
02-09-2008, 12:21 AM
Really? I love the blue kind.. It's soo much creamier tasting than like Red Bull..

Red Bull is so overrated.
WesScog
02-09-2008, 12:24 AM
Red Bull is like the devil's urine.

But no... my favorite is probably Sobe Adrenaline Rush. Those are FANTASTICAL.
drweir
02-09-2008, 12:32 AM
Monsters are way too sweet for me. Amps make me have to piss alot. I like the Java Monsters, BooKoo, and Rockstar. I loved the Coke Blak too but that's been discontinued.
Joshbond
02-09-2008, 12:34 AM
BooKoo is much too sweet..
sonnyfromda02
02-09-2008, 01:19 AM
BRAWNDO!!! (Although, I admit, I haven't ordered my case yet).
Ladri.
02-09-2008, 01:25 AM
BRAWNDO!!! (Although, I admit, I haven't ordered my case yet).

That's from Idiocracy, right?
SmiJa
02-09-2008, 01:28 AM
how about the king of them all: Jolt cola
Ladri.
02-09-2008, 01:30 AM
Amp>all others
felix78
02-09-2008, 07:26 AM
Obviously the greatest energy drink made ever: http://www.manapotions.com/.


they cost 90 usd for a package of 24 drinks. i havn't tasted it, becuas it's like really expensive, so i stay with the second best: Jolt Cola!
glmclainmovies
02-09-2008, 08:50 AM
Rockstar is the way too go
OMGWTFBBQ Films
02-09-2008, 08:51 AM
Amp PWNS.
Anonymous_Review
02-09-2008, 10:32 AM
I think you'll find that Cocaine beats them all. http://www.drinkcocaine.com/

But in britain the most widely marketed is lucozade.
LightWavePro
02-09-2008, 01:05 PM
Cocaine Burns your throat and tastes like liquid Big Red (the chewing gum). AMP FTW!! I would also like to try that Mana stuff that felix was talking about. Looks good.

~Josh
etentertainment
02-09-2008, 01:13 PM
How about water, orange juice, cranberry juice, or milk?

mmmmmmmm....
halofanatic12
02-09-2008, 01:26 PM
i know i hate monster i like amp and red bull
FyceDesigns
02-09-2008, 02:08 PM
It's all about Xtreme Alien. It's so awesome that it's not even in stores yet, but I had a sample (or three) at the local fair last summer. Mmm, delicious...
Joshbond
02-09-2008, 02:22 PM
Hehe.. Mana potions..
WesScog
02-09-2008, 03:03 PM
It's all about Xtreme Alien. It's so awesome that it's not even in stores yet, but I had a sample (or three) at the local fair last summer. Mmm, delicious...

They've got it in California it looks like.
FyceDesigns
02-09-2008, 03:10 PM
Yeah, they do. I just haven't found it anywhere.
Ladri.
02-09-2008, 03:21 PM
I went out and got an amp today to get rid of the dirty feeling left in my soul from that monster.
felix78
02-09-2008, 03:25 PM
Hehe.. Mana potions..
Those who made it are WoW nerds.
daydreamer1
02-09-2008, 06:48 PM
Bawls is pretty good.I only had it once and I'm looking for it.It's like it just vanished.